OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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