Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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