Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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