whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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