I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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