no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Its about making memories worth repressing
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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