No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
