So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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