So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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