Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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