What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
