real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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