that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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