woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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