Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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