I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Randomize
