I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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