you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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