At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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