let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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