You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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