i just had sex bonerless
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
this hospital has no fireball
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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