i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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