He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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