Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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