Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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