You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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