he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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