He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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