Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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