Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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