I want to have your abortion
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
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