My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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