My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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