ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
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hahahahaha turkey breast
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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