Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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