Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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