is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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