We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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