In the future we'll all be gay
one two three fourrrrnication!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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