how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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