That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
it's like heaven, but drunker
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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