I'm gonna have a badass scar
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
try to milk me bitch
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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