i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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