bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You're a disaster
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