in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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