dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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