At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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