okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Text me some of your sweat
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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