I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
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Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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