I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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