Michael Bay diarrhea
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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