She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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