is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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