we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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