Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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