So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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