I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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